Monday, December 21, 2009

think stupid



hey everyone!!!another thinking to do! but not as hard as the others because it is stupid!haha..okay...not so funny maybe. without further a due, let me start the thinking about this topic. why do you think that you have to think and act stupid? not to frequent of course. it is sometimes good to be stupid in front of smart people! sounds stupid is it?..i know.i know..well, no one in this world that you favour all the time. if two smart people are in the same room and have a disagreement about something. we all know what will happen next. here, blah..there blah...unstoppable argue! so..to end it quickly..act STUPID! people get annoy easily with them who do silly and stupid thing continuously. do the faces and signals as if you don't understand a single thing that come out from her or his mouth. obviously, smart people are not equal with stupidity! he or she may just walk out from the kitchen because they can't stand the heat of your silliness.but if you have a anyone like my mom. believe me..it ain't gonna work! teachers.lecturers, pedagogues,pedagogue whatever you call them...don't try this with them!the next thing you know..you'll be getting a free lecture from them..

P/S:shhh....don't tell my mom about this;(

Saturday, December 19, 2009

think fat


think fat...i am not insulting anyone nor anything! when it comes to the word "fat". always think positive!fat is the most gorgeous word in the dictionary. everybody loves the word fat! don't you believe me..see this..between Big Mac and Soy Burger which one would you choose? i thought so!the BIG MAC! do you want to know why because they are freaking delicious and high in calories and FATS!!! everyone loves a good fat. well..actually...everyone usually loves the bad fat. who doesn't love saturated fats and trans fat? we live with them practically every-single-day! plus..we, the females..always go on and on about our weight. i agree with that because i am one of them!hehe..accordance to that, we are afraid to eat so much. scared that we may bloated with no reason and no man is there to look or flirt with us.me!huhu....think no more...say no more....which is why we have to think fat most of the time.it is actually good! when you think you are fat....you tend to buy a slightly bigger size..well,most of us...and you somehow will be happy!when u try it one...after lying the clothes in your wardrobe for a while!you will be like " hey!i've put down some weight! this is loose!" haha...well...i better stop now!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

*Think like a bitch*


everyone wants to be human beings with good deeds. there is no doubt there! but being too good isn't working these days! there is no harm in being bitchy once in a while! i am not saying that it is not good being solicitous. but......sometimes being good can eat you alive!i mean it! what is the point of being what people like about you and suddenly when you open the door, a stranger come right in front of you and stab you deep! do you really want to live your way like that? think back. you don't want people to put crap all over you. you have to show the another personality of yours! be brave to speak out your mind! you don't want your peers to take credits for everything that you have done! sometimes you have to be self-centered. decimate everyone that tries to put your side away. believe in yourself. do not ever let people pass you by and say it to your face. stood up for yourself when you think it is the right time. just be a bitch!and you will fine the pleasure of it.


P/S: but not most of the times of peeps just might hate u ;)

Monday, December 14, 2009

think banana


think banana. why think banana? why did i change my name...let c...1st,because i love banana so much! banana split, banana slush, banana milk shake, banana cake and everything that has got to do with BANANA. what do you see when you look at a Banana? a fruit with yellow skin and another yellow flesh inside. that is what everybody think! have you ever thought out of the box when it comes to Banana. take this for instance, HONDA use BANANA for their ad campaign. isn't that creative or what?! and its slogan THE POWER OF DREAMS really applied here! imagination is more powerful than knowledge. i am not saying that those with knowledge are nothing but if you add up knowledge and imagination. you will get a magnificent human being! even a small thing or the silliest thing to us can become the most brilliant idea ever! never underestimate the power of "nothingness". haha. plus, BANANA is yellow in colour. i mean who doesn't love bright colours. like in fashion, they always say "never be afraid to be bright". yellow is definitely an attention getter! anyone who loves attention should put yellow in their list! in conclusion, what i am trying to show here is that always care about the details of everything. a small thing could change your life forever!ciao!

Saturday, December 5, 2009

i always feel that everything is going to end here. but no! every single thing keeps bringing me to some where else. can you love more that 1 person? are u allowed to do that? is that a crime? until now...still searching for the right answer to this. and are you allowed to hurt someone's feeling in order to care for the other one?i am confused when it comes to feelings and love. i am so gullible!
say A and i will believe you on the spot! well, the unusual stuff of course.

feelings

the trust with no fear,
the raindrops of my tears,
but the broken glass was not my part,
shattered everywhere and hit my face,
it hurts,
it tore me apart,
thanks for breaking my heart,
is this my destiny,
or i'm just mixing it with fantasy,
nothing stays forever,
nothing lives happily ever after,
things sure can be replaced,
just have to remember every phase,
never believe in the old remedies,
it was made up just to make you happy,
no surprise that you'll cry,
and forget to fly high up in the sky,
with no boundaries,
regretting every single things,
blaming yourself for stupid things,
trying to show satisfaction,
to every fake selections


got nothing

i always wonder to myself....if write this so called "blog"...who da hell is going to read it? tough question! some random people will not read mine.i supposed.coz it's lame. 1st, i've got nothing to write but still i insist of having one. 2nd, there's no 2nd! omg! im pathetic! i've been sitting infront of this laptop for more that two hours and still i have nothing interesting to say. maybe i should just stop here.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

believe in youself

believe in yourself?believe it or not?
i am not sure with this statement that's been haunting me forever...well not forever forever to be precise...
well let just say that everyone has their own dreams they want to achieve and so do i.
i have this dream of becoming a well known and the best of the best writer or an editor...
but i don't seems to have that characteristics of being one and why is that? because i do not have faith in myself. this dream of mine is so unattainable! i am not the king of grammar! i am not the dictionary! i may be full of imagination on how to write this and that. but once my pen is in my hand. nothing came out! and from knowing it all...i am completely nothing!
plus, after i've been thinking a lot. i realize that this profession is pretty damn demanding! so you either have to the BEST or you're out! i am this close to shut my book! but later i realize, hey! why not try? no harm right? this is one of the job that you get to speak out for yourself! and i don't see the bad side of it!